Spain

Dear Peter,

Had to remove a dead old man from his bath today, he’d been dead for about two weeks. We believe he had a heart attack. The task was made difficult due to the fact that he had a heating element underneath the bath to keep the water hot, which resulted in him slowly cooking over those days between his death and the discovery of his corpse. When we tried to haul him out the flesh just fell off the bone. We had to gradually scoop his outer flesh out by hand into a bin bag, then remove the skeleton and inner organs. Aside from that, nothing much eventful has happened since my last letter.

Yours,

Spain

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